SETTING: The secret island lair of the mad doctor, Madame Docteur Catorze.

MADAME DOCTEUR CATORZE

Hahahahah! I have wired the Explodinators to…

SPECIAL AGENT PURRVOCATEUR

Explode?

CATORZE

No, Purrvocateur, to explodinate!

PURRVOCATEUR

How novel…

CATORZE

Any old bomb can be made to explode, but an Explodinator explodinates! Really, my arch nemesis, one wonders what kind of a toll it takes on the mind when one has lost as many lives as you.

PURRVOCATEUR

I’m getting far too old for this.

CATORZE

It is time for me to take my leave, Purrvocateur. Try not to die! Again…

(Purrvocateur’s partner, Special Agent Ecks, enters the scene.)

AGENT ECKS

Purrvocateur, was that Catorze I just heard?

PURRVOCATEUR

Of course, Ecks, who else would it be but our arch nemesis?

ECKS

Fine Purrvocateur, we’ll deal with her later. Now, though, we have to keep the Explodinators from…

PURRVOCATEUR

Explodinating?

ECKS

Yes, what else would a device named an Explodinator do?

PURRVOCATEUR

The possibilities are endless…

ECKS

Anyway, you keep the device from explodinating while I hack into it to look for clues.

PURRVOCATEUR

Hack into it? Is this thing connected to the internet?

ECKS

Sure. How else are you going to monitor it from a safe distance?

PURRVOCATEUR

Well, in the old days, they used henchmen…

END SCENE

*And what a screenplay it would be…